Oatmeal Online, Salsa Offline

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Here’s the reality: online, everything you do leaves a trail. Searches, likes, “Hey Siri,” “Hey Google,” “Alexa,” selfies, location pings—A.I. treats them all as clues about who you are and what you’ll do next. Nothing “disappears”—even if you delete it. It gets archived, sorted, and used to track you, profile you, keep you scrolling, and sell you things. If it’s online, assume it’s public, searchable, and permanent—visible to your future self, your future boss, your future friends and relationships, algorithms, and your government.

So what’s the happy strategy? Be intentionally uninteresting to the machine. Share less than you feel like. Skip the spicy take. Turn off non-essential permissions. Sleep on your hot takes—most urges fade. Keep the bright, complicated parts of your life for people who’ve earned your trust. Think digital portion control: small servings, rare treats.

You don’t need to hide; just stop feeding the beast. Let your online self be oatmeal; save the salsa for real life. Post as if it lasts forever—because it will—and enjoy the peace that comes from leaving fewer breadcrumbs.

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